Cow Flatulence Deemed Unsolvable

Washington, D.C.
Today,October 21, 2009

Today the world breathed a huge sigh of relief as Hu Jintao and U.S. President Barack Obama came together, sat down after standing and reach across the great global divide to agree in principle to meet again and discuss the possibility of both China and the U.S. combating global warming through their mutual efforts. Read the full story at
http://www.reuters.com/article/GCA-BusinessofGreen/idUSTRE59L1VX20091022

"We can eliminate global climate change if we dedicate the United States' financial resources to this problem," the first new black president of the United States, ever, was allegedly overheard to remark.

Chinese president Hu Jintao may have concurred with president Obama by saying that U.S. money and curtailment of U.S. industry, "will go a long way to alleviate the suffering of third world dictatorships throughout the world."

Both world leaders (one of whom is the first black president of the United States) turned up their noses at the idea they could do something about India's farting cow problem. Both leaders believed this to be a problem way above their collective paygrades, with Obama adding he was a Muslim and these were Hindu cows.

In a side-bar story, Lord Monckton, delivered a speech in St. Paul, Minnesota in which he "utterly destroys the so called science behind Global Warming." http://www.globalclimatescam.com/?p=572